Monkey Jokes

'Stop Monkeying Around!' 

What kind of a key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal.
What did the banana say to the monkey?Nothing, bananas can't talk.
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, it can't hear you.
What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
It won't be long now.
Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
To a retailer.
Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs there.
What do monkeys do for laughs?
They tell jokes about people.
Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!!